Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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