btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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