So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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