butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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