You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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