So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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