my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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