so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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