69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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