redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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