His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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