Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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