How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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