It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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