Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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