at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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