Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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