He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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