Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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