1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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