when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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