She's JV to your varsity
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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