He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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