32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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