sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We don't watch enough power rangers
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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