I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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