i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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