Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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