He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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