I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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