Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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