After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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