What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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