Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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