why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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