did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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