My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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