More tranny stories later!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
