she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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