She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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