she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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