you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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