so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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