i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She's JV to your varsity
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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