Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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