Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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