i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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