I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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