quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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