And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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