Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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