windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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