How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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