I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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