You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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