By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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